whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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  • Me: WHEN I WAS
  • Dad: what
  • Me: A YOUNG BOY
  • Dad: oh God
  • Me: MY FATHER
  • Dad: not again
  • Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
  • Dad: no I didn't
  • Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
  • Dad: you're not even a boy

I love dr bailey.

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egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

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when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES

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yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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Describe me in one word.

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